The Five Stages of Death

All those bosses and stars for nothing...

This guy has all the latest tech...

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend...

inside of a dog, it's too dark to read!

- Groucho Marx

Adobe Taps Into Black Magic

The new Photoshop is amazing.

Skip to 2:50 if you're short on time.

Hey look Gary, giant robot camels...

Pictures have been leaked of U.S. Military prototype vehicles being tested at an undisclosed location...

Louis gets brutal...

Footage has been discovered of a 1965 Louis Armstrong performance of his classic, "What a Wonderful World". It has never before been seen and it shows Satchmo taking his music in a very...different direction...

Will you survive the undead apocalypse?

Find out here

"I Feel Better"

Hot Chip was possibly trying to say something about pop music in their new video, but whatever message they were going for was drowned out by the massive amount of "WTF?!" including preposterous boy-bandiness and holy death beams. Watch for the cameo by the real band right after the floating head starts killing people. Enjoy!

Best holiday ever.

As I sit here with my third Guinness cracked, I wish all of our readers, Irish or just faking it, a very happy (and safe!) St. Patricks Day. Someone else also seems to be getting into the spirit...

Here's a two-headed turtle!

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Nice day for a stroll

Dali and his anteater in Paris

Ahnold

And so it begins...

Oh hey everybody and welcome to Breind the Roast. This blog is basically a place for myself and my cohort Stefan to post the random oddities we find all over the internet. Apparently we've developed quite a talent for it, and at our friends suggestion, we're sharing our evil genius with the world. On that note...

Happy tuesday.
-B