Seriously

Look at this!

I...I...I got nothing...

HALLELUJAH!!!

Bom bom bom for FIVE HOWAHS STRAIIGHT!

Also, happy holidays everybody...

Even droids need a lunch break...

Red Lobster

Breakin' it down...

Kids In The Hall predict Glenn Beck in '94

Just out for a stroll...

Beat those monday blues...

BEES!!!

Come on, Betty! The gold medal is ours!!

Where do I sign???

ALL. THE. TIME.

he only wanted a balloon...

Prepare for procrastination...

because this is ridiculous.

Alien vs. Predator

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHAFUCKIN WITCHES...

You're on the jumbotron!...

Amazing.

Oh thank you so much si-oh no what are you doing OWWWWWW!!

We're back friends! After a well-deserved break, BTR is back and will (hopefully) be bringing you more internet nonsense. Like this:

Your earbuds can't repel concertos of that magnitude!

Yes, ladies and gentlemen...Chewbacha.

Don't worry, I'm a professionaAAAAH FIRE!!!

End of History

What the fuck is this shit?

http://www.uncrate.com/men/culture/drinks/the-end-of-history-beer/

Yeah, we're closed...well that's nice...but we're closed. So...leave.

Today's post is from my new (as of today) favourite website, GraphJam.com. Check 'em out!

TECHNOVIKING

Wait till 37s for it to get good. Wait till 1:30 for it to get fantastic.

How react to an oncoming Google streetview car

Nice!

If this isn't an album cover...

it should be.

I, for one, embrace our bear overlords

A battle for the ages...

How the mightiest of men have fallen victim to the treachery of the flip-flop...

What's the capital of Dallas?

Ah, the internet circa late-90s. What a magical, extraordinary, horribly slow-loading place...

MASTER OF THE INTERNET - watch more funny videos

Bear with me here...

...because this is hilarious. And awesome!

Game Trailers - E3 2010

SNL: The Sarah Palin Network

Thank you, Dateline.

Nintendo widens their target demographic...

Goddamn Tourists...

this is why I didn't go to Pisa.

Now THIS is a vampire...

For all the Twilight fans...

Christmas in April!

Apologies for the lack in posts recently. Thankfully, essay season is over, and I can now return to searching out mindless oddities on the interweb. Such as...



Watch this on a bad day. Whether it's the holiday season or not, Chewie's delightful crooning is bound to lift your spirits.

-b

The Five Stages of Death

All those bosses and stars for nothing...

This guy has all the latest tech...

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend...

inside of a dog, it's too dark to read!

- Groucho Marx

Adobe Taps Into Black Magic

The new Photoshop is amazing.

Skip to 2:50 if you're short on time.

Hey look Gary, giant robot camels...

Pictures have been leaked of U.S. Military prototype vehicles being tested at an undisclosed location...

Louis gets brutal...

Footage has been discovered of a 1965 Louis Armstrong performance of his classic, "What a Wonderful World". It has never before been seen and it shows Satchmo taking his music in a very...different direction...

Will you survive the undead apocalypse?

Find out here

"I Feel Better"

Hot Chip was possibly trying to say something about pop music in their new video, but whatever message they were going for was drowned out by the massive amount of "WTF?!" including preposterous boy-bandiness and holy death beams. Watch for the cameo by the real band right after the floating head starts killing people. Enjoy!

Best holiday ever.

As I sit here with my third Guinness cracked, I wish all of our readers, Irish or just faking it, a very happy (and safe!) St. Patricks Day. Someone else also seems to be getting into the spirit...

Here's a two-headed turtle!

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Nice day for a stroll

Dali and his anteater in Paris

Ahnold

And so it begins...

Oh hey everybody and welcome to Breind the Roast. This blog is basically a place for myself and my cohort Stefan to post the random oddities we find all over the internet. Apparently we've developed quite a talent for it, and at our friends suggestion, we're sharing our evil genius with the world. On that note...

Happy tuesday.
-B